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Beef Magnet

by Beef Magnet

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jsatkinson Nostalgic for those of us who grew up in the 8-bit era. Favorite track: Ghosts 'n' Goblins.
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Witches Well 02:54
Deep within the witches well Fire brewing, death befell Sacrificial virgin's gift Smear the feces, blood and piss My tight leather makes me sweat Make you dead as you can get (chorus) Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet Deep in the Witches Well!!! Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet Deep in the Witches Well!!! She's boiling up some newborn kittens It's real cold she's wearing mittens If you think that you can escape Just take a look inside her cape There's just no way that you can make it Just play dead and try to fake it (chorus) Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet Deep in the Witches Well!!! Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet Deep in the Witches Well!!! (spoken) Taste of heaven Taste of hell What is it that you choose Eternal life Eternal strife He'll take your life Sell your soul Make you eat out of his chalice Destroy you with deadly malice Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!! Metal, metal in your face Once they're gone you can't replace the vital organs disembowelled wipe 'em up with paper towels (chorus) Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet Deep in the Witches Well!!! Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet Deep in the Witches Well!!!
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When I get off the stage at night Right after the show Get in and I hold on tight Then I'm ready to roll (chorus) Here he comes Don't be frightened Rocking on In White Lightnin' When I'm cruising the streets of Kent Checkin' out chicks I'm the king of Central Ave Burnin' out in my slicks (chorus) Here he comes Don't be frightened Rocking on In White Lightnin' White Lightnin'!!! White Lightnin'!!! White Lightnin'!!! White Lightnin'!!!…..
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Runnin' around in my underwear There's Ghosts 'n' Goblins everywhere I've got daggers, I've got knives Lookin' around for extra lives (chorus) Ghosts Goblins Demons And Me!!! Ghosts Goblins Demons And Me, ha ha ha ha There's zombies rising out of the ground There's banshees flying all around Is the princess worth this pain? Or are my efforts all in vain (chorus) Ghosts Goblins Demons And Me!!! Ghosts Goblins Demons And Me, ha ha ha ha The big red demon stole my bride If I ever find him I'm gonna whoop his hide The fireballs are burning my hands There's only scraps left of my underpants (chorus) Ghosts Goblins Demons And Me!!! Ghosts Goblins Demons And Me, ha ha ha ha
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(sing-a-long) The Vu!! The Vu!! When the clock strikes five That's when I come alive Where do you go when you need some love We're goin' to the strip club (chorus) Leather 'n' lace Right in my face When I see some tits I just can't resist (sing-a-long) The Vu!! The Vu!! So bring some ten spots And some twenties too And then I'll see you At the Déjà vu - hoo! (chorus) Leather 'n' lace Right in my face Cottage cheese ass You know I just can't pass (spoken) Hey baby, your trailer or mine. I've got some Schlitz on ice and a monster truck video in the VCR. You got a tatoo? What's that say baby? BEEF MAGNET!!! Allright!! What's that? You wanna…what? Oh you're drivin' me crazy baby, with your Leather and your Lace!!! (scream) Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! (sing-a-long) Leather 'n' Lace The Vu!! Leather 'n' Lace The Vu!! Leather 'n' Lace The Vu!! Leather 'n' Lace The Vu!!
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My baby's waitin' in the back of the car And you know she's got the goods I'm one rough, tough and ready lumberjack And you know that I'll bring the wood Her G-string is goin' to my head And there's steam risin' off my crotch When she rubs her rump on the steering wheel You know that I gots to watch Don't stop now, baby I'm on fire You're shockin' me, you're an electifier Move that hand just a little lower You want real lovin' well let me show ya (chorus) Let's go Back to the bedroom Let's go In the back of the car Let's go Into the dumpster Let's go I'm a superstar I thank the lord each and every day When I see my baby on the street Her candy apple lips and her action packed hips You know it knocks me off of my feet When I get her back home it's time for the Schlitz Yeah you know that's quality brew Now get on the floor and have a fit And take a guess what we're gonna do! Don't stop now, baby I'm on fire You're shockin' me, you're an electifier Move that hand just a little lower You want real lovin' well let me show ya (chorus) Let's go Back to the bedroom Let's go In the back of the car Let's go Into the dumpster Let's go I'm a superstar (x2)
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When she touched my shin, I almost shit my pants Her voodoo spell has got me in a trance Then I found out that you were a viper, oh no I had to go home and change my diaper (chorus) Because your evil Pure evil Yeah evil Pure evil, oh no no Like baby Jesus in the manger I was unaware of my imminent danger I was reluctant when you wanted to tie me down, oh no Then you took my picture and plastered it all over town You made me cry You made mamma cry You made baby Jesus cry But you didn't cryyyyyyyyy! (chorus) Because your evil Pure evil Yeah evil Pure evil, oh no no
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Sneak Attack 04:25
(sing-a-long chorus) Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Hunker down in the bunker Midnight and all is clear There was no way I could tell That danger was near! (sing-a-long chorus) Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! There's a loaded grenade And it's right beneath your bed Rise and shine sailor You're gonna wake up dead! All alone on the front line Flame thrower on my back Enemy fortress in my sights Now it's time for Sneak Attack! (sing-a-long chorus) Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!! Sneak attack!!
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Big Poppa 04:03
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This is Beef Magnet's first album released commercially, and first recordings since reforming. Leo, Chet, Roger and Brett deliver outstanding high power metal that will make your pants wet.

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released January 27, 2014

Leo Witherspoon - vocals, lead guitar
Roger Magnet - guitar
Brett Beef - Bass
Chet McAllistar - drums

The Butcher Boys - backing vox

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Beef Magnet Kent, Washington

Beef Magnet was originally formed back in 1994 in the heart of Issaquah WA by Leo Witherspoon and Chet McAllister. Leo played the guitar and Chet played the drums. Soon Brett Beef and Roger Magnet joined the band to fill the bass and rhythm guitar slots. Everything seemed to be falling into place. World renowned promoter/producer Shawn Costello soon to notice of the band and the rest is history. ... more

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