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Witches Well
02:54
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Deep within the witches well
Fire brewing, death befell
Sacrificial virgin's gift
Smear the feces, blood and piss
My tight leather makes me sweat
Make you dead as you can get
(chorus)
Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet
Deep in the Witches Well!!!
Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet
Deep in the Witches Well!!!
She's boiling up some newborn kittens
It's real cold she's wearing mittens
If you think that you can escape
Just take a look inside her cape
There's just no way that you can make it
Just play dead and try to fake it
(chorus)
Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet
Deep in the Witches Well!!!
Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet
Deep in the Witches Well!!!
(spoken)
Taste of heaven
Taste of hell
What is it that you choose
Eternal life
Eternal strife
He'll take your life
Sell your soul
Make you eat out of his chalice
Destroy you with deadly malice
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!!
Metal, metal in your face
Once they're gone you can't replace
the vital organs disembowelled
wipe 'em up with paper towels
(chorus)
Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet
Deep in the Witches Well!!!
Beeeeeef Maaaaaagneeeeeet
Deep in the Witches Well!!!
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2. |
White Lightnin'
03:20
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When I get off the stage at night
Right after the show
Get in and I hold on tight
Then I'm ready to roll
(chorus)
Here he comes
Don't be frightened
Rocking on
In White Lightnin'
When I'm cruising the streets of Kent
Checkin' out chicks
I'm the king of Central Ave
Burnin' out in my slicks
(chorus)
Here he comes
Don't be frightened
Rocking on
In White Lightnin'
White Lightnin'!!!
White Lightnin'!!!
White Lightnin'!!!
White Lightnin'!!!…..
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3. |
Ghosts 'n' Goblins
03:03
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Runnin' around in my underwear
There's Ghosts 'n' Goblins everywhere
I've got daggers, I've got knives
Lookin' around for extra lives
(chorus)
Ghosts
Goblins
Demons
And Me!!!
Ghosts
Goblins
Demons
And Me, ha ha ha ha
There's zombies rising out of the ground
There's banshees flying all around
Is the princess worth this pain?
Or are my efforts all in vain
(chorus)
Ghosts
Goblins
Demons
And Me!!!
Ghosts
Goblins
Demons
And Me, ha ha ha ha
The big red demon stole my bride
If I ever find him I'm gonna whoop his hide
The fireballs are burning my hands
There's only scraps left of my underpants
(chorus)
Ghosts
Goblins
Demons
And Me!!!
Ghosts
Goblins
Demons
And Me, ha ha ha ha
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4. |
Leather 'n' Lace
03:41
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(sing-a-long)
The Vu!!
The Vu!!
When the clock strikes five
That's when I come alive
Where do you go when you need some love
We're goin' to the strip club
(chorus)
Leather 'n' lace
Right in my face
When I see some tits
I just can't resist
(sing-a-long)
The Vu!!
The Vu!!
So bring some ten spots
And some twenties too
And then I'll see you
At the Déjà vu - hoo!
(chorus)
Leather 'n' lace
Right in my face
Cottage cheese ass
You know I just can't pass
(spoken)
Hey baby, your trailer or mine. I've got some Schlitz on ice and a monster truck video in the VCR. You got a tatoo? What's that say baby? BEEF MAGNET!!! Allright!! What's that? You wanna…what? Oh you're drivin' me crazy baby, with your Leather and your Lace!!!
(scream)
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(sing-a-long)
Leather 'n' Lace
The Vu!!
Leather 'n' Lace
The Vu!!
Leather 'n' Lace
The Vu!!
Leather 'n' Lace
The Vu!!
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5. |
Minimum Underpants
03:56
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My baby's waitin' in the back of the car
And you know she's got the goods
I'm one rough, tough and ready lumberjack
And you know that I'll bring the wood
Her G-string is goin' to my head
And there's steam risin' off my crotch
When she rubs her rump on the steering wheel
You know that I gots to watch
Don't stop now, baby I'm on fire
You're shockin' me, you're an electifier
Move that hand just a little lower
You want real lovin' well let me show ya
(chorus)
Let's go
Back to the bedroom
Let's go
In the back of the car
Let's go
Into the dumpster
Let's go
I'm a superstar
I thank the lord each and every day
When I see my baby on the street
Her candy apple lips and her action packed hips
You know it knocks me off of my feet
When I get her back home it's time for the Schlitz
Yeah you know that's quality brew
Now get on the floor and have a fit
And take a guess what we're gonna do!
Don't stop now, baby I'm on fire
You're shockin' me, you're an electifier
Move that hand just a little lower
You want real lovin' well let me show ya
(chorus)
Let's go
Back to the bedroom
Let's go
In the back of the car
Let's go
Into the dumpster
Let's go
I'm a superstar
(x2)
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6. |
Back in the Saddle
03:03
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When she touched my shin, I almost shit my pants
Her voodoo spell has got me in a trance
Then I found out that you were a viper, oh no
I had to go home and change my diaper
(chorus)
Because your evil
Pure evil
Yeah evil
Pure evil, oh no no
Like baby Jesus in the manger
I was unaware of my imminent danger
I was reluctant when you wanted to tie me down, oh no
Then you took my picture and plastered it all over town
You made me cry
You made mamma cry
You made baby Jesus cry
But you didn't cryyyyyyyyy!
(chorus)
Because your evil
Pure evil
Yeah evil
Pure evil, oh no no
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8. |
Sneak Attack
04:25
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(sing-a-long chorus)
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Hunker down in the bunker
Midnight and all is clear
There was no way I could tell
That danger was near!
(sing-a-long chorus)
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
There's a loaded grenade
And it's right beneath your bed
Rise and shine sailor
You're gonna wake up dead!
All alone on the front line
Flame thrower on my back
Enemy fortress in my sights
Now it's time for Sneak Attack!
(sing-a-long chorus)
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
Sneak attack!!
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9. |
Instrumentality
02:42
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10. |
Big Poppa
04:03
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11. |
Beef Magnet Kent, Washington
Beef Magnet was originally formed back in 1994 in the heart of Issaquah WA by Leo Witherspoon and Chet McAllister. Leo played the guitar and Chet played the drums. Soon Brett Beef and Roger Magnet joined the band to fill the bass and rhythm guitar slots. Everything seemed to be falling into place. World renowned promoter/producer Shawn Costello soon to notice of the band and the rest is history. ... more
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